April 13, 2011

MY 7-Year Old Brother Wrote This for his Paper. Pure Epicness!!!

The Three Little Cheese Burgers

Once upon a time there were 3 cheese burgers. 1 named Jake, 1 named Dave, and 1 named Robert. The big bad dog was stirring acid and fire. Jake said “let’s split up and make houses!” 1 made out of paper, 1 made of boxes, and 1 made out of cabinets. Dave made the one with paper, Robert made the box one and Jake made the cabinet one. The dog came. The dog came into Dave’s one.

The dog said “HELLO. ANY ONE IN THERE?!”, Dave said, “Not by the patty by the ketchup on my cheese!” So the dog said “Well I’ll just claw it!” And it fell down. Dave jumped into the air and into Jake’s house. Next, was Robert, same thing happened, then to Jake’s house. The dog couldn’t claw it!

Until he broke in and triped on the rope and he got into a trap that would make animals and people good. So he turned good and helped them re-build thier houses and never scratched it again.