Masturbaker

Sep 01

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Aug 22

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Aug 06

Pete: What are you doing with those sugarcubes?Kenneth: Oh, starting a fanmailing campaign to save the show! People will send sugarcubes to Hank Hooper to show that they’re sweet on TGS. I’ve already sent about a hundred of these even though licking an envelope is a sin. Unless you’re married to it. So I had to marry each envelope and then divorce it.05x18 Plan B 

Pete: What are you doing with those sugarcubes?
Kenneth: Oh, starting a fanmailing campaign to save the show! People will send sugarcubes to Hank Hooper to show that they’re sweet on TGS. I’ve already sent about a hundred of these even though licking an envelope is a sin. Unless you’re married to it. So I had to marry each envelope and then divorce it.

05x18 Plan B 

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Aug 04

Adama’s Pick up Lines.

rabepaws:

Pick up line #18

Pick up line # 82

Pick up line #1317

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Aug 03

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Jul 10

ryanlachance: I love this picture.

ryanlachance:

I love this picture.

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Jun 29

Jun 28

It has been brought to my attention that a Buc-ee’s product is called Beaver Nuggets. I found it very funny and gross at the same time, and the phrase “Honey, could I snack on your Beaver Nuggets while I drive?” just sounds very raunchy to me. Buc-ee’s Fail!

It has been brought to my attention that a Buc-ee’s product is called Beaver Nuggets. I found it very funny and gross at the same time, and the phrase “Honey, could I snack on your Beaver Nuggets while I drive?” just sounds very raunchy to me.

Buc-ee’s Fail!

Jun 14

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